IDK what I'm doing here

anxietyproblem:

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tueselle:

i am too soft for this world but I’m only saying that because it hurts my hand to open water bottles

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funnytwittertweets:

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largeballz:

“my child is fine” your child is stuck in the suez canal

tubpumpkin:

If I were the captain of a giant container ship, I simply would not have gotten grounded sideways in the narrowest part of the Suez Canal. Rip to those other guys but I’m different

charlesoberonn:

The Siege of the North

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adhd-community:

jovialnightmares:

Whenever I forget anything:

People: have you tried writing it down?

Me: you know, the thing with writing things down is that you have to remember to actually write it.

People: …

Me: you get my predicament now?

People: have you tried writing it down?

Me: yes of course, I wrote it on a post-it note

Them: great so what does it say?

Me: what do you mean?

Them:…….?

Me: oh god no I have no idea where that post-it note is now, don’t be silly.

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millennial-review:

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r2-dj:

babygirl i’m deficient in vitamins scientists haven’t even discovered yet

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